Happy Scripted Romance Day!

I normally don’t celebrate VD, but I thought I’d make an exception here.  Nothing says “romance” quite like a bunch of flowers jammed into some guy’s urethra.

My Newest Fetish

I’ve just discovered a kink which is new to me.  And I’m going to dive in headfirst.  This is the hottest thing ever…

Richard Simmons

I never thought I’d be writing about Richard Simmons on a bdsm blog.  Some DJs on the radio mentioned this clip, and I had to seek it out.  Apparently he was being interviewed on a show and decided to engage in a little of the good stuff.  Well, there is that little technicality of consent though…

And if this is an effective way to attract news anchors, look out Megyn Kelly, I’m on my way!

Much Happiness of the Year which is New!

My Eye Candy is Laced with Laxative

Looking at some of the femdom pics online makes me laugh.  Sure, some of it is hot.  And it can occasionally provide some neat ideas for things to try.  But other stuff just screams, “What is wrong with you?!?”

Really, who has this kind of expression when they’re fucking someone?

It makes me wonder what she’s screaming.

“REMEMBER THE ALAMO!”

“YOU’LL NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS!”

“THORACENTESIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE TREATMENT FOR PLEURAL EFFUSION IN SPITE OF THE POTENTIAL RISK OF PNEUMOTHORAX!”

I just don’t get a lot of the femdom pics out there.  Women flipping off the camera?  About as sexy as Dr. Phil in a thong.

There’s often this fake, robobitch approach which shows how little these models really understand about femdom.  It’s obvious they’re paid actors who don’t get it.  The cold, detached expressions only show that they’re trying to portray femdom based on society’s misinformed, stereotypical view of it.

And they expect us to believe that the camera operator just happened to get the timing right, and nailed the pic of the woman kicking the man in the balls.  Right at the point of contact.  Just as she happened to be looking at the camera.  Without any motion blurring in the pic.

Why do they look at the camera when they’re supposedly in a scene with someone?  It gives me the impression that I’m at a party and someone near me is talking loudly during a scene, causing the people playing to look up.

Some photo sets don’t even show faces.  To me, that’s one of the more important parts.  I like seeing the enjoyment on the dom’s face, the smile gleaned from causing the sub pain, the agony in the sub’s expression.  Doing away with all that depersonalizes it, making into some generic parody. It also implies that the people involved aren’t important, that it’s just the action itself that’s sexy.

The video clips are just as bad.  Some of these people almost end up putting the subs in the hospital because of their lack of aim with floggers, canes, belts, etc.  They swing wildly, hitting the kidneys, wrapping, nailing any random body part in the area.

The guys don’t fare any better.  Some just repeat, “Yes, Mistress” any time the dom says anything.  And it’s usually in a droning monotone.  Ooh, a two-word vocabulary……now that’s sexy.  They’d be better off gagging guys like that.  Moaning (or screaming) into a gag is exponentially hotter than the same two words repeated constantly.

By the way, if he’s able to calmly repeat himself that often, without any anguish in his voice, you’re not pushing him hard enough.  He’s bored.  Give him something to squirm about.  Make him writhe.  Make him hurt.  That’s sexy.  Much sexier than, “Yes, Mistress……Yes, Mistress……Yes, Mistress…”

For the sake of those who pay for pics and video clips online, I hope the paid content out there is better than the free stuff.  I’d hate to think people are paying to see sludge like this.

Finally, for those who can’t get enough of the good stuff……clickety click.

I’d Like to Apply for a Loan…

Yay for CBT!

For water?  I’m not so sure about that.  For fun?  Absolutely.

storing stingy stuff

Wheeee I finished my cue case!  I ordered a cue case for my impact implements a while back, but I had to modify the interior a bit.  It came with thick foam glued to the interior, molded in the shape of cue sticks.  So I pulled the big brick foam out, added a thin layer of foam batting, and put some soft red material in using a spray adhesive.

The pic doesn’t do the material justice.  It’s very soft and velvety-looking.  The black piece across the middle of the top section is basically a strap to hold things in when you open the case.  I had to put in two little “pillows” on the bottom portion due to the design of the case.  It’s so much roomier now than when the foam was in there, but it’s hard to tell in the pic.

This project was a pain, but it was worth it.  This case is deeper than my last one; when the lid is closed, it’s as deep as it is wide.  Now I can hold everything.  In style.  I like this much better than the generic black bags most other people seem to use.

I was originally planning on using speaker carpeting (and no batting) since it would’ve been much easier than fabric.  But the speaker carpeting I have is black, and that would’ve made it hard to see what’s in the case.  And it wouldn’t have looked as nifty, dandy, and/or splendid as this looks.