death by foot massage

I signed up for a  class to learn reflexology at a local hospital.  There was a small packet to fill out when I first signed up, about three pages long.  I had to laugh when I got to the last page- It was a waiver.

An injury waiver.

For a foot massage class.

Is this high-impact foot massage?  Should I wear a helmet?

From a legal standpoint, I understand having the waiver there.  Hospitals are paranoid about that, since people sue for just about anything.  But still, it makes me chuckle.  And it brings to mind some big steroid-using guy standing in front of a class screaming “WELCOME TO EXTREEEEEME FOOT MASSAGE!!!!”

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