My Eye Candy is Laced with Laxative

Looking at some of the femdom pics online makes me laugh.  Sure, some of it is hot.  And it can occasionally provide some neat ideas for things to try.  But other stuff just screams, “What is wrong with you?!?”

Really, who has this kind of expression when they’re fucking someone?

pillaging the booty

It makes me wonder what she’s screaming.

“REMEMBER THE ALAMO!”

“YOU’LL NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS!”

“THORACENTESIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE TREATMENT FOR PLEURAL EFFUSION IN SPITE OF THE POTENTIAL RISK OF PNEUMOTHORAX!”

I just don’t get a lot of the femdom pics out there.  Women flipping off the camera?  About as sexy as Dr. Phil in a thong.

There’s often this fake, robobitch approach which shows how little these models really understand about femdom.  It’s obvious they’re paid actors who don’t get it.  The cold, detached expressions only show that they’re trying to portray femdom based on society’s misinformed, stereotypical view of it.

And they expect us to believe that the camera operator just happened to get the timing right, and nailed the pic of the woman kicking the man in the balls.  Right at the point of contact.  Just as she happened to be looking at the camera.  Without any motion blurring in the pic.

Why do they look at the camera when they’re supposedly in a scene with someone?  It gives me the impression that I’m at a party and someone near me is talking loudly during a scene, causing the people playing to look up.

Some photo sets don’t even show faces.  To me, that’s one of the more important parts.  I like seeing the enjoyment on the dom’s face, the smile gleaned from causing the sub pain, the agony in the sub’s expression.  Doing away with all that depersonalizes it, making into some generic parody. It also implies that the people involved aren’t important, that it’s just the action itself that’s sexy.

The video clips are just as bad.  Some of these people almost end up putting the subs in the hospital because of their lack of aim with floggers, canes, belts, etc.  They swing wildly, hitting the kidneys, wrapping, nailing any random body part in the area.

The guys don’t fare any better.  Some just repeat, “Yes, Mistress” any time the dom says anything.  And it’s usually in a droning monotone.  Ooh, a two-word vocabulary……now that’s sexy.  They’d be better off gagging guys like that.  Moaning (or screaming) into a gag is exponentially hotter than the same two words repeated constantly.

By the way, if he’s able to calmly repeat himself that often, without any anguish in his voice, you’re not pushing him hard enough.  He’s bored.  Give him something to squirm about.  Make him writhe.  Make him hurt.  That’s sexy.  Much sexier than, “Yes, Mistress……Yes, Mistress……Yes, Mistress…”

For the sake of those who pay for pics and video clips online, I hope the paid content out there is better than the free stuff.  I’d hate to think people are paying to see sludge like this.

Finally, for those who can’t get enough of the good stuff……clickety click.

6 Responses to “My Eye Candy is Laced with Laxative”

  1. Tom Allen Says:

    Sorry, sorry- did you say something? I was too busy looking at those hot robobitches pegging that dude. The one in the black hair is hot…

  2. Elle Says:

    Robobitches? Do they shoot bullets out of their nipples?

  3. Tom Allen Says:

    No. you’re thinking of the Fembots.

  4. pureliquidkink Says:

    Sorry, sorry- did you say something?

    Yes, Mistress.

  5. Mykey Says:

    Hey Roo

    Its not just FemDom, a lot of straight american ‘hollywood’ porn has the same problem. Angry faced bitches, ‘yeah fuck me, ohh, yeah fuck thats fucking good’. No! Im sorry the words dont match up with the tone and the face which looks more like they have been smacked on the lips with a wet fish while shouting angrily about a stolen parking space.

    Rubbish, who watches that stuff?

  6. pureliquidkink Says:

    the face which looks more like they have been smacked on the lips with a wet fish while shouting angrily about a stolen parking space.

    lol That’s beautiful.


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