A Proclamation

Specifically, an enlightening proclamation that has the potential to launch the world into a more advanced era. A proclamation that promises to pave the way for a better tomorrow and the betterment of mankind in general. You may need to take a moment after reading it to collect your thoughts and ponder the ramifications on the global community.

The proclamation is this:

One-ply toilet paper is evil.

Thank you, citizens, and goodnight.

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