my rant on personal ads, pt. 2

I don’t go to sites that are centered around bdsm personal ads.  But lots of sites/forums/discussion groups have a section for ads.  And they invariably piss me off.*

First, the dommes.  Many of them are actually pros looking for clients, and they use the personal ads to make it look like they’re seeking a non-pro relationship.  Off the clock.  Dig a little deeper, and you find out the truth.  While I have nothing against pros in general, I do have a problem with deliberate deception.

Of the non-pros posting ads, the majority are either looking for online-only situations, or they’re looking for someone to take care of their housework and attempting to pass it off as bdsm.  Oh, yes, I’d love to come do your housework and experience a loveless, unfulfilling “relationship” as one of many spineless little puppets in your collection.

Then there are the subs.  So many of them throw themselves at any dominant woman out there.  They assume that just because she’s dominant, that automatically means they’re a great match for each other, as if that were the only criterion for a successful relationship.  They claim they’ll bend themselves to whatever she wants.  What woman wants a formless piece of, er, clay to mold, someone who has no personality, interests, or identity?  And why don’t they realize that it devalues what they give when they’re willing to give it away to just anyone?

Others just post an ad with minimal information, and their profiles usually aren’t filled out.  They just say that they’re submissive, and occasionally they’ll mention the state or country they live in.  That’s it.  No other information for the reader to grab onto, nothing to pique the reader’s interest.  I bet the dommes are just beating down the door trying to get to these guys.  Why would anyone waste the time responding to an ad if it’s essentially blank?

And how about using spell-check?  It comes free with most (if not all) internet browsers.  I don’t know of anyone who is looking for a partner who comes across as an uneducated shlub.

Oh, and people?  “Dominate” is a verb!  It’s not an adjective!

This is why I’m looking for someone mostly in the local scene rather than online.  It seems near impossible to find someone compatible online.  I know it happens, but I think the chances are better looking locally.  Even though the bdsm community around here is 90% male-dominant/female-submissive.  But that’s a topic for another day.

*I should add the disclaimer that not all online ads are like this, some are well-written and genuine, etc.

my rant on personal ads, pt. 1

I’ve noticed a pattern with online personal ads. Many of them fall into one of these categories-

“this one is searching for a Superior Woman to serve. i don’t care what Your kinks are, this one’s desires do not matter. All that matters is the Superior Woman’s happiness at any cost. i will do whatever You (or any Dominant Woman) tell me….cream pies, castration, using a hot glue gun to attach my scrotum to the ceiling, eating dog poo. this one has no mind of its own and is a puppet to be manipulated an You see fit. i have a penis, therefore i am worthless. i exist only for the pleasure of serving a truly Superior Lady.”

“Goddess is accepting applications for the priviledge of serving 24/7 as part of My stable. Must be willing to buy Me expensive clothes and jewelry, a new Jaguar, and a mansion with a pool. Duties of the worthless pig will include all domestic chores, receiving physical and emotional abuse, total chastity for the rest of its life, and swallowing cum from My well-hung and disease-infested male lovers. Noncompliance will be
met with having your testicles ripped from your body before they are trampled and spit on. you mean nothing to Me…..you are a valueless piece of property to be used as I see fit and disposed of when I am through with you. Must have a webcam.”

“im a sissy slut serching forr dominate woman i have chastitty device will serve you in evry way yo like im sissy bitch email me”
“True submissive searching for someone who looks like Angelina Jolie, who wants to ram me with a strap-on, flog me, give me fellatio 12 times a day, and strip for me and all my friends. No fat chicks.
You won’t find another opportunity to get with a REAL submissive like me. Must have a cute sister. And a puppy.”
“sub looking in NC”
“TS BBW seeking SWS into RSTB, PNTIW, and CVKS. No YNF or QPOL. Must be good at communicating.”